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Game comments and reviews

Flagstaff: Chapter Two

Feb. 23, 2020

-5

Move All button is nasty, but a must. (Wth, I just arranged you guys like that, can't you move like that!? Idiots!) I don't wanna be playing this game when I'm 100 yrs old. Also, the phrase is "straight from the fridge." Learn your lingo.

Legend of Pandora

Jul. 18, 2019

-1

this game has too many faults to list, so for that compared to all the games it shamefully apes to get me to continue playing (Pokemon, Zelda, etc), I give you this: the electronic equivalent of a massive, two-handed bird-flip. you deserve it.

Lucky Tower

Apr. 22, 2019

2

you're supposed to do that, Super28268

Zombo Buster Rising

Feb. 13, 2019

3

upon game completion, i'd have to confirm that this game is incomplete. after having to restart and come back (mem error?), and replay some stages cuz it only kept part of my save, and grind a bit since you have to have almost everything to topple the boss, it's pretty much what i said earlier. allies are actually more useful than they are in most other game, provided you're still doing a majority of the work so they don't pick lousy targets. (and so long as they're not hitting the survivors either.) that reminds me, Survival is kinda a joke: there's no real variation or difficulty variety so, even on a first attempt, and without full upgrades to begin with (wtf) you can just trudge through the endless, simple variety pack with the standard 3 spells until you say, "that's enough, i can't stand it any more, i'm already at 30M... holy crap, have i really been playing that long? that's dumb...." and just stop to let the zedheads overwhelm you. this game was definitely rushed out.

Zombo Buster Rising

Feb. 13, 2019

0

barely able to manage besting a 3 diamond out of stages due to difficulty absurd difficulty curve. even with the "free gold", haha, takes perfect balance to pull off a good game. top off a bad design with a huge developmental screw-up: didn't realize till later that replaying stages gives you more diamonds, an obvious programming mistake (since achievements give you diamonds too). honestly, it's like it wasn't play-tested at all. lmao.

Bloons Super Monkey 2

Oct. 01, 2018

2

funny, though i hate it, for a moment, the balloon popping rhythm reminded me of Hot for Teacher. almost made it worth the while.

Factory Balls

Aug. 12, 2018

2

not seeing any actual ball physics until the game completion screen. no offence, but how does this count?

Notebook Wars

Jun. 19, 2018

1

good grief though. how many times i gotta grind these stages to nab the 5k badge... i've already completed the game and am more than satisfied with the rest of my numbers. what's the deal? oi, vey.

Notebook Wars

Jun. 19, 2018

1

well, i already know that the more you spend doesn't necessarily mean you get a better weapon: i've played this before. Long Live Frag Bombs! anyway still, there's no real reason to have this much grinding outside of a Latin soap opera: it's just unnecessary. still a fun game otherwise.

Proke

Jun. 19, 2018

-3

how is that "unmanage", at the very least, isn't acceptable? honestly, i find myself--not to mention, i would guess, other people as well--that this game, although an interesting concept and rather fun, most definitely qualifies as "unmanageable" at times. lol. seriously....

hey, took me a while, but i think i get it now. in the end, you just FREEZE or BURN. get it? it's an exposition on not wasting your resources! freezer burn does suck, bro!!! how very true!

Cactus McCoy

Jun. 11, 2018

1

game won't load levels. weird since McCoy 2 works just fine.

Code Red

May. 21, 2018

1

still getting a bit of lag, even in Opera. good game though.

14

i think i remember some of these games being fun. obviously not this one. the words "obscenely overdone" and "money whore" come to mind.

William and Sly

May. 03, 2018

2

never understood why this one lags like hell but the second one plays like liquid crack. i can never remember the effect/quality toggles either, and they only help so much either. hey, whatever happened to W&S3 anyway?

Civilizations Wars

May. 02, 2018

3

i'd forgotten what a fun game this was. doesn't make it easy though. this is a game that makes you fight to earn your badges, even the easy one.

Zombotron

May. 02, 2018

3

and now i find out it didn't even save my game before the refresh, even though i'd already started the next level. 0/5 mate. if only i could.

Zombotron

May. 02, 2018

2

games with kind of interface always irritate me: unkind to laptop owners. on top of that, this game is a memory hog, which also means persistent lag issues. i get sick of refreshing.

Frontier

May. 01, 2018

4

interesting game. really different from the usual. nice, overall, though it's got some strange lag, click precision, and other issues. should serve as a reminder to people piss and moan about jmtb games that they're not all just cookie cutter games, even if i can understand the loathing that comes along with patch-work character games: at least here, they're small enough it makes no difference, and the gameplay's easily addictive enough for you to forget in no time anyway.

Defend your Honor!

Apr. 25, 2018

1

nice game, but the menu system is really annoying