strauss123

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I check shouts and pms daily so expect a quick reply.

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Something:Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel!!

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89.9% of the people would cry and scream “WHY?!?! WHY?!?!” if Justin Bieber would jump from a skycraper. If you one of the 10.1% people that would say “FINALLY!!! :D”, put this on your profile. 97.9% of people would cry if Facebook/Myspace will shut down. Put this in you’re profile if you’re one of the 2.1% that would sit there and laugh. 88% of te pipl tipin wit spelin mistaks. If yure one of te 12% tat tipin witaout spelin mistkes, like mi, pot tis on yur profile. Put this on your profile if you like cookies.

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Fave developer list

1 armorgames

2 LiSch Studios

3 2Darray

4 kupo707

5 Ninjakiwi
Fave music band/artist

1.Linkin park

2.Gnarls Barkly

3.Eminem

4. Black Eye Peas

5. NYAN CAT!!!
Fave games

1.RPG Shooter: Starwish

2. IB2

3. YouKongregate

4. Step Seq

5. Sonny

6. The button of awesomeness

7. Epic Battle fanatsy 3

8. Bloons tower defense 3

9. IB1

10. Happy wheels

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Achievement list
X means achieved

( ) Become a gangsta.

(X) Eat Octopus.

(X) Eat pie.

( ) Make a game.

(X) Beta test for a game.

( ) Become an angel.

( ) Eat a duck… NEVER!!!

(X) Learn how to write in big letters.

(X) Start a ps3 acc

( ) Get a life.

( ) Get a job.

(X) Make a Kong acc This one

(X) Make a second Kong acc Iaddduckz

(X) Cough

(X) Sneeze

(X) Breve

(X) Die

( ) Kill Justin Bieber

( ) Do a bunny hop on a bike

(X) See Linkin park up close

(X) Vote for Barack Obama

( ) Vote for George Bush

(X) Reach level 5

(X) Reach level 10

( ) Reach level 25

( ) Reach level 50

( ) Reach level 65

(X) 10 fans

(X) 25 fans

(X) 50 fans

( ) 100 fans

( ) 500 fans Someday maybe… eh probaly not :p

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The Next World War

Phase 1: Canada gets new leadership, after being made fun of by the USA for a long time the leadership decides it is time to retaliate, they start to build up a massive army. The United States observes this but does nothing but make jokes about the competence of the Canadian Army

Phase 2: Canada launches fullscale invasion of the United States, expecting that all countries hate the US as much as they do Canada leaves the homeland completely open.

Phase 3: In a crisis in Iceland a few years back where the Icelandic people ran out of pickling material to pickle their herring the United States kindly shipped over some pickling fluids, so Canada is now at a strategic flaw, Iceland sends a small task force armed with swords sheilds and longboats to come in to aid the States. The Icelandic raiding party is uncontested and quickly takes out Canada’s maple syrup reserves.

Phase 4: Canadian troops realize they are out of maple syrup, and because Canadians, due to their amazing healthcare are now super human cyborgs, this presents a problem because they are fueled on maple syrup. The Canadians are forced to retreat.

Phase 5: The war does not involve anyone else and is relatively small, but because the United States thinks it is the center of the universe they declare this war to be World War III.

Pretty Epic huh?

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Weird facts

1. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

2.The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

3.The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

4.President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader! XD

5.Humans, chimpanzees and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

6.It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head.

7.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

8.Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

9.The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

10.Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

Thats all for now send me a shout If you know any more weird facts.

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You know you live in 2011 when…
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or Facebook.
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

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My Avatar gives me a headache /:

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