You know, it would be really nice if people could've been able to go over their energy cap. Just saying this because the daily rewards thing doesn't help me at all due to my energy capacity being full every time I get the reward so it won't give me anything.
If you want to get the "Return to Source" badge, you have to get the cigarette from the machine at the edge of the town and get back to your house. But before you go inside of your house, you MUST make yourself tired by holding spacebar for a bit before you enter the door. That triggers the ending where your character lands on the moon, giving you the badge.
"Um, king, we're supposed to take that barbarian out of that cage."
"Eh, just ignore that. It's about passing the exit sign."
"But we're supposed to save him. Are you even a real ki-"
"Don't question me again or your fired!"
Back in my days, we didn't use fancy, glowing cursors to battle our enemies. Instead, we used guns, taunts, and customization of our characters to finish them off.
Apparently the 10th princess is that one dragon thing and I just crash into a metal wall with a giant keyhole in it? Well, I didn't really need my right hand anyway.