In really small letters under unknown on the main menu: 'quantities from carrot juice may lead to the ability to see the alien that lives behind your bedroom door.' right yeah...
Hello cuboy padrino is going to mess everything up Ok bossfellow Hey padrino i stop you from mess everything up Im going to mess everything up now So messed everything up Bad kitty give me that time warper *time warping effect*...- that was the most humoristic and dried-out intro i've ever seen.
he's back in his office in the present. play the first game if you want to see exactly.