I must protest over this game; it is not reiterating the message of safe sex!
The first stage, therefore, must be escaping from a mistakenly broken condom. Seriously!
"Plays" more like an interactive movie.
I like winning stuff, but this wasn't much of a challenge. Curse you Clear Vision 2 for perverting my sense of winning ridiculously easy games.
And hilarious how dramatic those gurdarn stick figure animations were. Weak. 3/5, because this is still better than many others.
You need around 35 dog kills to eat the next sized one, then around 95? to eat the cow-shaped ones.
Unfortunately, the larger you get, the larger your "lunge" ability gets.
It's like Fishy, except ... boring?
Trash complicated RPG's all you want, they beat the heck outta boring, simple-minded, single-click/tactic proof of concept "simple" RPGs any day of the week. Including Monday.
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