Real Me:Pretty good game and all, but what is up with this guy? He can't jump at least a freakin' inch!
Spammer Me: dis gaem sux0rz
Some Other Me: Great job, but it could use a little or more effort thrown in there.
A magical walnut jumped into a pot only to get mutated into a Venus fire trap only to be wrapped in about 500 spider webs only to get diabetes while evolving vampire teeth, creating a purple-like substance.
Dude Over Here: We brought it back to life, so NOW what the frick?
Lady Over There: See if it loves raving on a treadmill avoiding spikeballs and lasers while wearing top hats.