subignition's Comments

It shocks me that so many people accept this as a game just because it got uploaded. Seriously? At best this is an early prototype, not a game. Stats are useless, all but two skills are useless, there's no penalty for being overencumbered except you walk a bit slower... After whittling down a 1200 hp 'dressed zombie' with 2-7 damage guns (wish I could get 1k HP from a coat) I took two steps and immediately outside the castle was thrown into a battle with five monsters each having more than 2k HP. Unimaginably stupid.

Gauntlet: 20:03, 119 deaths

music = tune of Imogen Heap's The Walk

There's a good reason your physics and timing should be based on framerate and not time: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/45893/harmonykeeper.png

You can press 4 to use the penguin before you buy it, lol.

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Rape irony bonus = chainsaw up ass at second-from-bottom dead end on the far right. I'm curious what GBH irony bonuses are. xd

Actually.. not bad. It's basic, yes, but you at least have some good ideas in your head. For that, you get a 3.

Aspect ratio fail. Game fail. Wind fail. etc

I saw the icon and thought, "Is that a Sharenian table ghost?" I was both correct and disappointed. While this clearly demonstrates your ability to create a basic Flash game (or, less forgivingly, to modify someone else's), you should probably at the very minimum use graphics and audio that won't get you sued out of existence. Also, your attention to detail leaves me unimpressed. I know it took -so much work- to offset the bullet origin from the player graphic, but really, you haven't even aligned it properly with the gun. And the background quite noticeably loops.

If you hold down the left mouse button, you activate the MAGICAL INVINCIBILITY CHEAT. And come on, one level? You can hardly call this more than a test. 1/5

Technically, if it were dark, there wouldn't be any light for paint to reflect, and it would be useless. But you know. Suspension of disbelief and all that.

Good, fun, but short. 4/5

The penguins exit stage left as soon as the game starts. I rarely see them. Assuming this is some sort of horrible bug (did anyone PLAYTEST?) and withholding judgment until an update is released.

Way too easy. Put out every fire and got every coin, no deaths. That and the locked bonus level bull**** is why you get a 3.

For the secret: keep a close eye out after you do/n't touch the statue. A little -color- might help you out.

Oh, and you stole a bunch of TF2 sounds. ****ing stupid.

Wow. Terrible. Dashing doesn't avoid projectiles (wtf?), text layers are unnecessarily laggy, you can't duck projectiles.. basically, this sucks.

Practically unplayable because the gameplay's so retarded. You've somehow managed to take a great concept and cut out everything that was fun, leaving an annoying, slow-paced, PAIN-IN-THE-ASS-to-play game in its wake. Seriously, did you play test this at ALL? It reeks. 1/5

You lose ten seconds for taking damage; you gain five seconds randomly while comboing and you hear a chime, and it costs five seconds to blow yourself up.