Looks like old Popeye came back to the scene, this time fighting ducks. Where is the spinach though? Did he or did he not eat spinach to make him stronger for short periods?
Nerdy news man: Just in! Santa is so drunk that he striped his clothes and is knocking down our news planes! And one pilot that survived said that he also smoked!
Captain: That shopkeeper is a jackass, he shouldn't of kept ground here. Does he know we are PIRATES? Pawn: Sir, I do not understand what you are talking about. Captain: Who ever ask for your opinion, Low ranker? *Slaps the pawn is the face 10x* Captain: Get back to low ranker work you runt! Quartermaster: This.... Chest....tooooo.....Heavy....... Captain: Hummmmmm. *Looks at the pawn*