*warning* telekenetic monster on a rampage throught town sneaking into peoples homes and scaring them to death a surivor says "it was horrible he was blue and had sharp teeth he scared me winked then dissapeared in a puff of white smoke if people see this monster they should call the police immediatly and leave his vicinity
missing cat last seen heading for the sewers cat lovers says "why cant i just hug every cat" in other news two sun gods have been awakened two rubies have been stolen from the great pyramids scientists have discovered a mutant frog a man swears he saw a ufo demon pigs have been found a bull was on its hind legs a machete was at the scene scientists have uncovered a giant robot and a pit that leads to hell a man covered in tar and a cat in a giant bottle of milk a tuft of fur was found at all scenes
day 4 the horses they only multiply i write a will to my family to take care of my brother WILSON the 3rd i write this in loving memory of my brothers that have fallen to the horse army NOT TODAY OR TOMMOROW WE WILL DESTROY THESE HORSES NOW i have killed a thousand and counting farewell ilizebeth i loved you well
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