This is fun, but then it becomes unplayable! My workers can't use the elevators, there are workers stuck in the ceiling who I can't fire, and they refuse to use the firepole!
"Guess a number from 1 to 100,000. F*** YOU." "Oh boy a guessing game! I love those!" "No one loves you anymore." "Guess what a**hole game? I'm BATMAN and I don't give a sh*t." "Assemble computer" "Pick up the parts first." "No"
This game is fun! AND it hates me and everything that I stand for! (Also I think it's Lyra because it took my hands.)
What got me thinking was the various strange and conflicting information. "Where am I?" Underground in a bunker because of a war. "What is AGS?" Artificial Gravity System. "Open the escape pod." What escape pod? "Open the door." With the radiation levels outside, no. I started thinking, hmmm. That does not match up at all. I said "You are lying to me." "What makes you think that?" "You are presenting conflicting information." "(paraphrased) Do you have proof?" Etc.
Botto & Bort 2K
IQ: That of a lobotomized chipmunk.
Strategy: Follow things, shoot them. Spin around like an idiot at the worst times.
Coop: Shoot less-armored friend and refuse to aim around.
@Pelaaja123 omg that scared me too and after i killed one i saw brightness coming from behind me, and i turned around and almost peed my pants (i actually was going to go to the bathroom)
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