syockit's Comments

Game should have introduced pesticide-laced veggies as the hero's allies.

I've lost count of the number of times I've bumped into other characters while my eyes are distracted by the phone. I was always afraid that the punk dudes would beat me up for bumping into them. Luckily the game is more forgiving than the real world.

It's a 2D game, why is it so choppy?!

Reminds me of XKCD #832

"I used to be a tactical analyst just like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Is that last scene from the Metropolis (1930)? Tempted me to sing Super Mario RPG

Since dressing up was too time consuming, I ended up going with only undergarments on every occasion.