YOU BASTARD!!! HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH AN ADDICTING GAME? I THOUGHT I WOULD ONLY PLAY FOR 5 MINUTES THEN GO DO MATH BUT NOW I AM ALL "THERES NO TIME TO STUDY THERES NECROMANCERS!!!""
i can only imagine my mens reactions
so thers only 5 of use agianst the entrie army?
then one would say no time look theres about 27 ratmen heading this way
then my best soldre" uh i am not eing paid enough for this shit"
recuirt i took care of it i sent the troops to attack the town
leader did you send them in a verticial or horizantial line?
recuirt no i didnt
well you send those troops back here and have them march in a line a line without attacking back or else youll get them killed!!!
enemy troop commander: omg look at the ambush ahead of the road!!
recuirt: should we attack the troops to clear a path?
commander: you dont get how things work around here, we have to send all of our men to walk slowly in a stairght line and hope one of them gets to the other side while everyone else gets slaughtred.
is the phoniex really evil? really? no one questions WHY they could be so pissed off in the first place? no? hmm maybe it has something to do with the constant invasions of the kingdom and the constant raiding of their land, the gaurdians are evil for allowing it to happen.
(blasts fireball at the gaurdians) ha i killed you
phoniex: good,job join us to make it official
me(lights the phoniex on fire) " I shall bow to no man!!" i will take the heart stone for myself! ....i honestly wish i could choos to do that
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me: oh just a giant green slime no problem
starts sooting the leafs and purple bullets
me:christ "so many bullets cant even see my guy...sure is pretty though"
for slime forterss matt or no legs seem ideal since there attacks fan out and will hit pretty much everyone. probablly fastser with matt no legs is probablly more likley to tag them all though
no dont incorpate puzzles and arcade into someone CHOOSING what they want to play make the game longer with more choices or ask someone if they want an overextensive long game or a 5 minute game to play
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