Alright, first time I play this game:
Day 80: Nobody has died throughout game, happiness 70%, won ALL gambles through game (+150 food) + two cats, 26 buildings
Day 90: 9 people die, had to give away 90 food to people, Lost 6 buildings, 20% happiness, People killing eachother.
I'm damn screwed.
*reads letter*
14 girls: Hey!
Me: OH GEEZ! *running*
*reads letter in a corner*
4 boys: CAN WEE HAVEE YOURRR AUTOGRAPHHHHHHHHHHH!?!
Me: JUST GO AWAY!
4 boys: What's your problem? What's that in your hand!?
Me: NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS!
Being the most popular kid at school is hard.
Penguin: I can't do it... I... Can't... do... it....
PenGod: I COMMAND YOU TO FLY SOME MORRREEEEEE
You know, Pengod could have done all the flying and this game would not exist.