Sorry, but I don't play games with "premium content". Get over yourself and make all the content free, and then maybe I'll consider giving this game a try. (1/5)
WOAH! SLOW DOWN! THOSE BIG IDEAS MIGHT HURT YOUR TINY HEAD, YOU CHILD-BRAINED RETARD! HITLER DID WEILD THE ATOM BOMB LIKE A TOY WHEN HE NUKED A TOWN IN BRAZIL! YEAH, I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID YOU? STUPID LITTLE JIZZ-STAIN! AND STOP KIDDING YOURSELF! THE ONLY PERSON CAUSING A SCENE HERE IS YOU, AS YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHEN YOU SPEAK! NOW GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO DOWN IN YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT! FAIL!
The best review for Bullet Audyssey:
Let's face it this game is sucks. i now that its a good idea for a game but it is not made good. this game was lacking any fun, and while it was fun, it was not fun. so yeah. not good. fail. suck. i does not like this gay game. (1/5) Epic Fail. just play the touhou instead. this is a suck. -the best reviewer evar.
As much as I wanted to like this game, I could'nt. Lets face it, it was pretty suck. Im not saying that I am smarter then the rest of you all, but I am. This game lacked some fun, and while it was fun, it just was'nt fun. So, yeah, its suck and the creator is suck two. You should all agree with me and press +. (1/5) for being a poopy game. Not fun. Suck. Im better then you all. xD
This game is definitely rough around the edges, but at its core it is a good game none-the-less. I'm not going to bother pointing out the problems, as it seems everyone else has already identified them, but I will say that if these problems are corrected in an update or sequel, it will be immensely successful. (4/5)
ok :)