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Bonjour Amis!

Just kidding, I don’t actually speak French…So, you’re here to browse my features huh? Well, don’t let my profile picture fool you cause I’m really not that hot. My physical features are pretty distinct, they stand out in a crowd like a sore thumb! The thick black hair that covers large amounts of my body needs grooming regularly; if not kept up on, the chore can become quit the hassle (And between me and you, once in a great while, my turds tend to get stuck “deep in the forest” which results in a pleasantly plucking ;) Oh, What’s that? Not enough description yet? Well don’t’ you worry because there’s plenty more to learn about myself. Long walks in the woods is my favorite pass time; a girl whom enjoys romantic evenings beneath the illuminating moon peering through the tree tops would be the one for me. And if we loose our way, don’t fear because you can rely on my trained ears and instinctive smell to get us home safely.

♫ ♪ Big Girls you are Beautiful-Mika ♪ ♫
What’s that I hear? My favorite song?
♪ Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, ‘Hey girls you are beautiful’
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke …. ♪
MMMM…Diiieet cooke…piiizzaaa…That would hit the spot. Exscuse me while I go get some lunch!