The API is broken, there's a really easy to abuse glitch, and the game is rated barely over 3.5. It's not going to get badges, and comments are not the right place to post to request them; greg won't see it.
Listen. It's random. The computer is programmed to do whatever it can to win when you're over 10000. That means sometimes it gets lucky. There's no cheating. Click the blog links.
Hey! The CPU isn't 'lucky' the dice are as random as possible for an RNG to be. Stop complaining!
Stop complaining about lucky based games getting cards- good games get badges. This game isn't even completely luck-based, like a few I could mention (*coughPandemic2*)
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