A half-naked bison goes into a bag of candy and catapults from a wrestling ring to murder hundreds of living gummy bears and get back his wallet. This game makes so much sense.
I love games like this. You go to the shop and say "wow, look at the prices of these characters. What idiot is gonna sit here and waste enough time to get the money to buy these?" and then you turn out to be that idiot.
Amazing. Not only have you turned pacman into a 3D FPS game, which is amazing in itsself, but you managed to make one of history's most innocent-seeming games scary. Definitely gonna be playing this a lot.