Doctor: What brings you to me: Dr. slice and dice Do you need an amputation? Those are fun!
Patient: Well you see um i think i broke my leg.
Dr. slice and dice: Well *looks at X-Ray and matirals for a cast and crutches* Im ganna need to cut that leg into about 5 pieces
Patient: Well you the doctor
Dr. slice and dice: This might hurt
Patient: A-Arnt you ganna put me out?
Dr. slice and dice: Yes, yes ill put you down
*Straps patient down firmly* This wont hurt a bit *Evil grin*
45 minutes later
Dr. Slice and dice: now for the head
Patient: i guess ill die very soon then
Slice and dice: Oh no the head can survive very long in this procedure at least im not keeping as one of my pets.
At first i was like oh cool another first person shooter! I love those! then i get into the game and im like what do i do?! then i see the quick match button and i'm like ok ill try this then i have a blast in the game but then i'm like "How do i get better weapons?" then im like well this is very confusing. Oh i see it's a pay to win ok. *Closes game*
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