*wife* "how did he die!?!?" *doctor* "he took about 20 nails to the pelvic region of his body, had his legs cut off, had his arms cut off and then tokk an ak47 to the chest" *wife* 0.o
Rubbish compared to the other warlords :/ i mean, seriously, my first turn i move into an area and have to face a million mounted spearmen, backed up by javelin throwers and sword/spear men, all at once :/ i lost most of my lives.
wow, a battle where we both had regeneration and armor :o it lasted forever, and he kept healing from my attack cards, only way i won was by doing a 25 damage ether attack, which left him with 1 hit point :)
I have travelled many days and many nights... I have slaughtered many enemies... I have bravely returned a pig to it's owner... I have stood up to a bully and lived to tell the tale... I have scoured the land for 6 rubies... I have opened a giant gate with a funny face on it... I did all that in my search for my pet rock...