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Super School Day

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Feb. 14, 2015

Rating: 6

"things came out of holes they shouldent have, and now your left kidney is orbiting mars." what an oddly specific detail!

The Very Organized Thief

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Feb. 14, 2015

Rating: -2

this game is epic, but how is it that the owner can make it through a barricade by simply walking? also this game needs more apdutes, like achivements

Bubble Tanks Arenas

Play Bubble Tanks Arenas

Feb. 14, 2015

Rating: 1

the sample fooled me and actually tried to click accept :P

StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

Play StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

Feb. 14, 2015

Rating: 1

disc cannons, is there no and to their usefulness?

Newgrounds Rumble

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Feb. 13, 2015

Rating: 7

one kong mascot would be it's giant ant, another one could be kong-bot.

Reactor Incremental

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Feb. 12, 2015

Rating: 5

seeing as the amount of heat i am generating and supposedly spewing into the atmosphere is apocoliptic, and the amount of catastophic meltdowns, i hope this reactor is not located on planet earth, otherwise it is now unhabitable.

Reactor Incremental

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Feb. 11, 2015

Rating: -3

this game is epic, its missing only one thing: sound! seriously, this game is amazing and unless the sound is crappy this game will only go up. also mute button is obviously a need.

Dark Cut 3

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Feb. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

this is why i am nervous with the new chips the you put into your finger as a credit card. please NO ONE MAKE THIS!!

Obey the Game

Play Obey the Game

Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: 10

If you are playing on disobey, logic tells us it's impossible to lose, cince either way you disobey. (do the thing= disobey because the game told you not to do the thing and if you disobey you win.) #LoopHole

Evolution

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Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: 13

Bug doctor: Sir, your bug died of boredom. Bug owner: *trying to comprehend death by boredom* Bug doctor: Don't look at me like that, it's possible!

The Scorpion Box

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Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: 4

when tomska plays this and does the beer solution i just know he's going to shout DRUNK SCIENCE!!

Don't Escape 2

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Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: 6

umm... i dont think this is a "dont escape"game. more like a "dont let them get in" game. this awesome though..

Whack Your Boss!

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Feb. 07, 2015

Rating: 1

i'm amazed that the boss survives as long as he does...

The Visitor Returns

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Feb. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

@tropica does it look like the alien creature is a skunk?

Billy's Big Adventure 3: RPG Edition

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Jan. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

10 things i know about this games author: 1) he will probaby be reading this 3) he wont notice i skipped number 2 until he reads this. 4) he looked back just now and realized he didnt. 5) he is smiling right now. 6) for the love of god he better make a fourth. 7) if the creator is readying this right now MAKE A FOURTH! 8) you better make a fourth mister creator.a 9) were gonna force him to make a fourth. 10) he didnt know that i intentionally spent four of the items on this list telling him to MAKE A FOURTH DAMMET until he read this.

Billy's Big Adventure 2

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Jan. 14, 2015

Rating: 6

game: this is billy. this time, YOU ARE BILLY! me: kill me now.... game: ok best response ever 10/10

You are a... The Sequel

Play You are a... The Sequel

Jan. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

"you are mega prime, the bringer of the meme, destined to re-educate the government." YEEEESSS!

CellCraft

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Dec. 18, 2014

Rating: 8

Now make a gamemode where you are a procariotic cell (No nuclueus or mitocondia). I would love to see how they made do without them :P

Clout: The Game

Play Clout: The Game

Dec. 10, 2014

Rating: 9

lets see how sensitive you guys are... ahem, stalkers.

Developer response from delosford

HOLY SHIT POST OF THE YEAR

Clout: The Game

Play Clout: The Game

Dec. 06, 2014

Rating: -2

@gravity delos didnt steal anything. YOU gave him your kreds in YOUR free will for a useless item. it is YOUR fault you lost the kreds. not his. get over it.

Developer response from delosford

What do you mean I can't spend money in an MMO, flagrantly break the rules, and then get a refund? Oh right, then everyone would just do that to get their money back after quitting an MMO. Well, that's one of the problems with that, anyway.

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