thealtory

I’m the best – USA’s best too! Everyone else’s dumb.
My neighbor, he thinks he’s better than me but he’s not, and then I win and laugh all the time and he cries all the time, haha! :)
I use a Segway all the time ‘cause only losers walk, ’cause they’re losers. My Dad, he said it, and he only uses a Segway too.
I like animals and singing with animals, and I give them chocolate all the time. They like it ‘cause they go to sleep. :) I’m the best at animals.
When I grow up, I wanna be a zombie and eat bullies’ brains.