TheBigDawgJ's Comments

May. 14, 2014

Rating: 21

Started game, found out I had to wait five minutes to do step one of the unskippable tutorial, rated one star, closed game.

May. 11, 2014

Rating: 4

I'm still not sure how I managed to get Gnarly Pipeline three years before getting Dinosavior.

May. 08, 2014

Rating: 2

There's no reason the game should be lagging every ten seconds, and no reason there isn't a change quality option.

Apr. 21, 2014

Rating: 3

I feel lied to. I've prestiged, and now that I'm finally maxed out, it's going a billion times slower than my first run's max out.

Apr. 17, 2014

Rating: 1

So I loaded this game for the first time, had 100000 cash, maxed out everything in a matter of seconds. Huh, neat, but now I'm bored.

Apr. 05, 2014

Rating: 0

Figures, I finally get it, and it doesn't count it...and no response from support.

Feb. 25, 2014

Rating: 3

http://puu.sh/7aUew.png --- "The adventure continues in Chapter 3" --- but this WAS chapter three...

Feb. 25, 2014

Rating: 48

For those looking for a tip on how to complete this game REALLY quickly (mainly since you want to do it for today's Kongpanion section): Hold down the [note: QWERTY keyboard, I do not know the equivalent for other setups] Q and W keys, and tap the right arrow to skip to the next level. Do this until you get to the last level. If you're having trouble, your worst-case-scenario is spamming clicks all over one side. Eventually, you'll find all five. (I found three normally on the final level, two were sky-related that I couldn't see no matter how I enlarged the map.)

Feb. 23, 2014

Rating: 0

City of Gods, the Attack God option, you've spelled "dimension" wrong.

Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: 6

Surprisingly easy medium badge.

Feb. 17, 2014

Rating: 1

Sell All no longer works. Do I click it? Do I drag something to it? Neither option does anything.

Feb. 17, 2014

Rating: -1

"I did not make this game" - That's a paddlin'. Also a 1-star and a flag for stolen. You should have contacted the guy and helped him fix his version instead of stealing it.

Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: 13

What on Earth am I missing on the second to last level? I've got the two rocks under the plus, the water at the bottom right corner, the kinda-open-mouth-piece northeast of the plus...and the last piece that looks like rocks but can't be because of coloration I can't find the spot for. I've even defaulted to slowly click-dragging the piece over the entire map and nothing has locked in.

Feb. 12, 2014

Rating: -25

Stop the craperia shit.

Feb. 11, 2014

Rating: 2

I don't know what you did, but nothing works now. I can't even really be more specific. I get [new game] but nothing after that.

Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: -7

This series would be much better without the hipster artsy bullshit that adds nothing to it.

Feb. 05, 2014

Rating: 9

I'm sick of the craperia series so much.

Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 5

The constantly moving squiggles are hard on the eyes. Nice game overall.

Jan. 23, 2014

Rating: -5

I feel like I've seen this game on Kong before. I'm not claiming this is stolen, just that I feel like I've seen this exact one before.

Jan. 22, 2014

Rating: 0

Needs progress save.