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Papa's Pancakeria

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Mar. 28, 2013

Rating: 26

100%, 100%, 100%, 99%. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Memoir Text Adventure

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Nov. 18, 2012

Rating: -1

Why am I scared when playing this?

Interactive Bob 2

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Nov. 18, 2012

Rating: 1

The mayor eats you for no discernible reason. Meh.

Magic Safari

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Nov. 18, 2012

Rating: -2

Falls on spikes and we see no blood? 1/5. Lol jk.

Pocket Creature PVP

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Nov. 17, 2012

Rating: -6

-Loading, loading, loading...-

Bloons Super Monkey

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Nov. 14, 2012

Rating: -2

I kind of wish you could change the controls for this game because 1: I'm using a laptop so it's hard to control the Super Monkey and 2: My Escape key is broken...

Get Off My Lawn

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Nov. 05, 2012

Rating: -4

Brilliant! I lose cash when I lose, meaning I'm unable to buy stuff that can help me. Nice logic.

Elephant Quest

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Nov. 02, 2012

Rating: -2

-Beats game- -Kong server crashes- Oopsie. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME OK?

IntoSpace!

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Oct. 31, 2012

Rating: 5

Oh how I wish I could live in a land where money floats in mid-air.

Elephant Quest

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Oct. 31, 2012

Rating: 3

This is probably the least laptop-friendly game i've ever seen...

American Racing

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Oct. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

The slalom challenges are kinda hard, considering my wheels seem to be made of ice. I think the tire upgrade should improve traction.

Whack Your Boss!

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Oct. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

Johnson! I told you about playing video games at work!" "One sec, just gotta fight this boss." -PUNCH- "Okay I'm done

Vector Runner

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Oct. 29, 2012

Rating: 11

-Looks down at score- Hey, 29,500! I'm almost there. -Hits mine because I was looking at my score- DAMNIT.

Flood Runner 4

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Oct. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

No badges? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Into Space 2

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Oct. 28, 2012

Rating: 135

That ended quickly. I had lift off, smacked into an accelerator within two seconds, twisted around until i was upside down, went THROUGH the accelerator by accident and smashed into the ground. Thank god we don't have to pay the hospital bill for the guy in that rocket.

Into Space 2

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Oct. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

Sir, you're ship is running out of fuel. I'm afraid you'll have to explode in mid-air and not be able to do anything about it.

Hambo

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Oct. 27, 2012

Rating: -4

Where are the badges? WHERE? I HAVE A GRENADE MADE IN VIETHAM.

Versus Umbra

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Oct. 26, 2012

Rating: 5

I seem to have infinitely sized pockets. Pockets where I keep guns, armour and lunch.

The Impossible Quiz 2

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Oct. 21, 2012

Rating: 0

LAWWW2, You have to click the right arrow key...

The Unfair Platformer

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Oct. 21, 2012

Rating: 3

Jump, jump, JUMP! YES I'M GONNA DO THIS -Smash!- F**K!

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