theflyinpig

◐_◑ i am a hybrid of angel, bat, demon, dragon, vampire, and werewolf also i derp up a lot so my nick name is derp it hurts when people pull my tails i have silver hair with gold streaks and black scales and red fur and my wings are the same colors
and uh i have gotten a little shy i used to not be shy but i am now please be nice to me and try not to make me cry please also my master is thepandypandas she is very nice also my favorite form is the baby fox with 9 tails maidnekoyin loves that form and if i am good she gives me treats also some people live in my stomach because there is a big house and a lot of games and a pool and a hottub also loud noises hurt my ears so i have earplugs anyway that is my character farewell have a nice day take care brush your hair and remember take it easy leeeeeemon squeezy oh i forgot i have 4 brothers and 2 sisters in real life one of my sisters tries to get on my computer all the time and have sex with people using my account it is really annoying also my brothers Cid, Axel, and Alex were born with me at almost the same time we are quadruplets Alex is the oldest he hates RP and then there is me and then Axel and then Cid, Cid likes to RP and so does Axel but Cid does it legit he hardly ever godmods you just have to get past his technology and his base witch i call the maze anyway now farewell

“i hate you and everything you hold dear. i hope it crashes in an accident and it can all burn in hell’s broiling flames.” ”braveshy u little shit don’t u kno anything about the fukcing color spectrum orange is the ugliest most putrid piece of shit color to ever pollute this wonderous place i used to enjoy calling Earth but now u fukn riuned it with ur disgraceful color taste and if i evr see u outside of ur blog ill make sure u go down with all of ur dreams an aspirations in the satisfyingly hot fires of hell then we’ll see how brav u r (◕‿◕✿)”- little blue pony

– blows up – hi ◐_◑ i am the derp ✿◡( ◧.◨)◡✿ i am the flower boy ✿◡( ◧.◨)◡♣ i found a clover (╱ ◧.◨)╱ i put my hands up in the air sometimes sayin ayyyy oh you smell like maaaayo ﹄( ◧.◨)﹃ everybody dance now! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ f­uck you table
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) all right now leave the table alone ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ i will be watching if you dont like me f­uck you (￣。￣)～(button) toooooooouch (╥﹏╥)
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My dream world is a place of harmony, the lovely birds sing, a rainbow of flowers grows, the animals live together happily, and the birds, with their soothing lullabies, lay down to rest. The baby birds take flight. A group of butterflies fly overhead and fill the sky with their beauty. The sun sets and a majestic white wolf howls at the moon with its pups and they walk off into the forest. The birds awaken, the eggs hatch, and once again, the world is filled with the sweet melodies of their songs. ♥♥♥
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(⌐■_■) i could not come up with something good say for this so i am mad
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐eff you
人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 whale
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(V) (°,,,,°) (V) zoid berg
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ϵ( ’Θ’ )϶ fish
:(¦) frog
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(=˘ϖ˘=) sleepy bunny
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| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) adventure time
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i dont wanna die

[Chorus:]
I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna die
I don’t wanna die so you’re gonna have to
I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna die
No I don’t wanna die so you’re gonna have to
Blood is getting hotter, body’s getting colder
I told you once I’m the only one who holds her
I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna die
I don’t wanna die so you’re gonna have to

[Charlie Scene]
I look inside of myself and try to find someone else
Someone who’s willin’ to die as to watch you crying for help
I know that blood will be spilled and if you won’t then I will
My grave will never be filled it’s either kill or be killed
So let heaven be told that some may come some may go
Where I’ll end up I don’t know but I ain’t dyin’ alone
I keep on asking the question can I be saved by confession
You see this blood on my hands at least they’re still reachin’ to heaven
I got to pick up the pieces I gotta bury ‘em deep
And when you look in my eyes I’ll be the last thing you’ll see

[Chorus]

[J3T]
Words turn into blood and the blood keeps on pourin’
From every pour I wipe it off ‘cause this just could be the moment
Now someones gotta die and I’m my only opponent
Cause I won’t watch my baby cry so I keep on just goin’
Am I a man or a beast it’s mother nature at least
Watch humanity cease cause it’s our human disease
You gotta kill when you gotta kill yeah that’s what they say
And I can’t go against God’s will you better pray
Cause I’m an angel a demon yeah I’m hell and I’m heaven
I’m everything you couldn’t be now you believe in the devil
I gotta Pick up the pieces I gotta bury them deep
And when the dirt hits the coffin just go to sleep

[Chorus]

[Danny]
Now that I see…
I see you buried
Six feet Below

[J3T]
Another life goes into the night,
I couldn’t let ‘em breathe ’cause I didn’t wanna die

[Danny]
Now that I see…
I see you buried
Six Feet Below

[J3T]
It’s not alright can you hear me as i cry
I couldn’t let you live ‘cause I didn’t wanna die

last one standing

How many times are you gonna try to shut me out?
I told you once, told you twice I ain’t turning back around.
You can say whatever try to mess with me, I don’t care, I’m not scared.
You don’t have to say you’re sorry save your sympathy.
With a friend like you I don’t need an enemy
I would give you time if you were worth it
But guess what (guess what)you’re not worth it.

Woah woah I’m always gonna be the last one standing
Woah woah because I’m never gonna give up trying
And now I’m ready to go, I’m here I’m waiting for you
And I’m gonna be the last one standing

Did you think that I would surrender easily?
That just like that, you were getting rid of me.
Is that the way you saw it all come down?
I don’t think, I don’t think so.

There’s not a word you can say that I haven’t heard before
So give it up, give it up
Unless you want a little more
You think you’re pretty tough so lets throw down
It’s alright, I’m alright

Woah woah I’m always gonna be the last one standing
Woah woah cause I’m never gonna give up trying
And now I’m ready to go, I’m here, I’m waiting for you
That I’m gonna be the last one standing

I won’t give up, I keep trying,
Always gonna be the last one standing
It’s not over, I keep fighting
Always gonna be the last one standing
I won’t give up, I keep trying
Always gonna be the last one standing
It’s not over, I keep fighting, I keep fighting

Woah woah I’m always gonna be the last one standing
Woah woah cause I’m never gonna give up trying
And now I’m ready to go, I’m here, I’m waiting for you
That I’m gonna be the last one standing
Yeah, I’m gonna be the last one standing

Woah woah last one standing
Woah woah last one standing

let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Beaten, why for (why for)
Can’t take much more
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me

One, something’s got to give
Two, something’s got to give
Three, something’s got to give
Now!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Now!

Push me again (again)
This is the end
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me

One, something’s got to give
Two, something’s got to give
Three, something’s got to give
Now!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Skin to skin, blood and bone
You’re all by yourself but you’re not alone
You wanted in and now you’re here
Driven by hate, consumed by fear

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me

One, something’s got to give
Two, something’s got to give
Three, something’s got to give
Now!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Hey… Go!
Hey… Go!
Hey… Go!
Hey… Go!
Hey… GO!

matryoshka

Eins, zwei, drei
(Uh!)

Stupid message is way over-planned
Delivered or not, I just don’t give a damn
Pretty sure I’ve always been this way
Just one crazy, patch-work Matryoshka

Headaches make this shit flow from my brain
Time’s moving on, but the clock reads the same
I’d prefer it that this not get around
Folks don’t like to hear that the world is upside-down

Ah, I’m broken
Or that’s what they’d like to tell me anyway
I wanna know what’s
Deep deep down inside

Heey hey, could you maybe play it again?
Kalinka? Malinka? Snapping the bowstring
Tell me, tell me, what should I do?
This feeling’s kinda pulled one over me
Loud and clearly, 524
Freud? Keloid? Strike the piano
Soon you’ll laugh at e-ve-ry-thing
Dancing faster like an idiot with me

Clap-clap-clapping our childish hands
Try to keep a beat we don’t understand
And I can’t be asked to give a rat’s A
Weather’s getting colder, colder every day

Anata to watashi de randebuu?
Randebuu? (hora) randebuu?
Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru?
Ashidori yugande 1,2,1,2

Ah, I’m so pissed
Using both my hands to keep it all inside
I’m gonna blow it
Empty out my mind

Umm hey, listen listen, it’s important
Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch me, would you?
I can’t seem to steady myself
Maybe we should do something else, instead
Hurts, it hurts me, but I won’t cry
Parade? Marade? Play it again, then
“Wait,” you tell me, “Just a second!
Don’t, don’t you make me separate from you!”

Anata to watashi de randebuu?
Randebuu? (hora) randebuu?
Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru?
Ashidori yugande 1,2,1,2
Drinking heavily— singing out of key— every day, you see
I’m one crazy Matryoshka!

Hey hey hey, could you maybe play it again?
Kalinka? Malinka? Snapped like a bowstring
Tell me, tell me, what should I do?
This feeling’s kinda pulled one over me
Loud and clearly, 524
Freud? Keloid? Struck like a keyboard
Laughing at most e-ve-ry-thing
Soon, soon we won’t be dancing anymore!

(laughter)

Show: My Little Pony – Friendship is Magic
Episode: 1×12 – Call of the Cutie
Song: Cupcakes

LYRICS:

All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch

Baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your filla

Cupcakes — so sweet and tasty
Cupcakes — don’t be too hasty
Cupcakes — cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!