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Infectonator : World Dominator

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Sep. 07, 2010

Rating: -2

Tanks are SO RETARDED. How can a tank go ? OMFG!

You are a...

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Aug. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

I'm a roasted grandfather who likes to mount lions!

Master of Fortresses

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Aug. 29, 2010

Rating: -3

Come on,why do i have to upgrade every single tile of my building?

Depict1

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Aug. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

Omfg,i was like "huh?" when i noticed the mini game at the loading screen wasn't the real game.

Mutant Uprising

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Jul. 28, 2010

Rating: 2

LOL no joke i completed this game in 13:37 minutes and got an A+

You are a...

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Jul. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

im a better pimp who likes to strip sheep? wtf

Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron

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Jul. 28, 2010

Rating: 4

Needs C-H-E-C-K-P-O-I-N-T-S. I completed the whole 2nd mission in 30 mins and then i went stall. My plane crashed down and i had to restart the WHOLE mission.

Zombie Creator

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Jul. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

. Penis was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the penis. Then, as if in a dream, Penis came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her penis, drenching it. Before Penis could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the penis, Penis sunk her teeth into his penis. He had put up a Penis poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the penis his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of penis decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of penis, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Penis.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 1

1/5 this is horrible zomg (J/K) Nice game. I think the mix of old-style rpgwalk and the modern fighting system got really nice in this one. The storyline is entertaining with lots of humor. 1/5. Err...5/5 :D

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Jul. 23, 2010

Rating: -1

Pseudowolf,you're starting to scare me. Seriously why does Deugan go into mardek's bed every game starting sequence? That's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY strange...

Epic War 4

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Jul. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

Bug: Once Kara hits a goblin(i noticed this in goblin madness) the goblin totally disappears even though there is blood and damage. The body parts/corpse just doesn't appear. I find this boring since i WUV Kara's attack and the flyin' goblin parts. @ummie Seriously,a Gmae can't have game plays. A game can. This is an EPIC game. And also,the Epic stage of Goblin Madness IS MADE for you to fight it for 2hrs. Why do you think it's called "GOBLIN MADNESS" and the difficulty is "EPIC"? It's not for noobs like you who rate 1/5 just because they think the game is too hard. Peace n' out. Lock n' load,peeps. Watch your six on that level.

Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Jul. 19, 2010

Rating: 18

Wait,if there's no Oxygen on the Moon Base and it can't burn oil,how can Flamethrowers work there?

Torture Chamber III

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Mar. 26, 2010

Rating: 1

CrazyxD,yeah,water falling on your head IS TORTURE. If its only a drop and,lets say...you're on the ground,unawaken. If somebody starts dropping water on your head...be sure,you're going to freak out in 30 minutes if you don't move and let the water drop.

Imperfect Balance

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Mar. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

Hey,un-informed people. Greg can only add badges to games that have the KON-GREG-ATE A-P-I. Get it?! API. KONGREGATE API. IF IT DOESN'T HAVE KONG API,He just doesn't adds badges. Need more explaining? Oh well. 5/5.

Dream World

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Feb. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

The easy badge is harder then the medium one...

A Knight's Story 2

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Dec. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Did you know? The Golem was once Chuck Norris's pet.

Wake Up the Box

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Dec. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

jji04 is right. Greg wont give it badges,no matter how much you spam about it...the KONG API is not fit-able for this game.

Take Something Literally

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Oct. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

First! You guys suck and are dumb spammers.

Splitter 2

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Oct. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

I am sorry to double-comment,but i must say,this one's API was ENOUGH to create a uploading system but not enough to give badges to it.

Splitter 2

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Oct. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

The first splitter game had an fitting API for kongregate,so Greg dedicated his PRECIOUS 1000 points worthy time to give badges to it.

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