Crappy. Boring, stupid easy, unconvincing voice acting (the intro was awful), overall pretty terrible. 1/5. Also, there is basically no reason to use specials; just spam Z.
Incredibly fun. I truly wish it had badges to put icing on the cake.
Also, what's the thing about ascending or whatever? I just fished Tokyo as Grim Reaper, but I can't figure out what the message meant. Anyone?
I decided that I hate being happy and tried this game again.
This goddamned monkey is completely bugged. I just lost two groupies and myself to literally nothing; in the air, had just gotten out of space, and used the hang glider. Two groupies fall out instantly. Flew a bit, waiting for the monkey to spawn, bam, I fall to the ground. I didn't die, but I didn't exactly do anything. Terrible game.
In response to Crong200's post, he has all of these right, not counting Santa, which he doesn't know what it does. I believe, I don't recall anymore (I just lost him because I didn't save after a while), but I think that he just walks around and eventually explodes, á la the boomers from LFD
I'm going to mention in passing as well:
Anything associated with that dumpster (the rocket, dumpster dive, and the dumpster itself)'s only use is the badge (as in, fighting the worm). Other than that, the rocket is barely helpful, I've never successfully pulled off a dumpster dive without a.) killing my passengers, or b.) getting way fewer points than I could have by just doing the out-and-in flip until I get to the ground, pole vault til I slow down a bit, and then just handstand until I stop. I get about 10-12k with little trouble at all, and with no help from our little trio of failure here. Don't use them.
Not bad. I don't love it, but I don't hate it, either. It's kind of fun, but it gets really boring fast; it's a major grindfest to get anything good (after 150 or so jumps I finally maxed out the wheels and rocket), some items are ridiculously priced (120k for the first part of a badge is insane, considering I get about 3k a jump if I'm lucky), and punishment received for crashing is horrible, considering the price it takes to get a new harem. It starts out slow, it's fun for about ten minutes, but it gets worse as the time goes by. Overall, a mediocre sequel to a mediocre game (I didn't particularly love shopping cart hero 1, either). 2/5.
Incredibly chaotic, loud, obnoxious, violent, and one of the best games on Kongregate. It's ridiculously fun and deserves more than the 3.99 stars it currently has on Kongregate. IN fact, 5/5 of rating seems to be too low for this game. Epic win.
Nigh impossible, poorly made, by the time one can finally get a new, not-ridiculously-crappy gun, they have enough feces on them that they have to decide between dying from too much crap with a new gun, or dying because they get a bunch of crap on them because the musket is terrible. Boring gameplay, stupid-hard birds (I got as far as the damn crow before getting pissed and quitting), bad powerups: in all, you have a terrible game. 1/5, and that's only because I have to have at least one.
A truly fascinating game. To be honest, I enjoyed the crap out of it. I disagree with anyone who says that it's "emo" or "stupid" or "depressing." I would say that it is a game; just because you don't upgrade, or you don't have any real bosses, it's still a game. And a very fun to play game, at that. 5/5.
XD Yeah, further proof at my failure at games, but I find this a decent bit hard. Had it not been for that, considering the cleverness and general enjoyability of it, it'd effectively be perfect. However, the difficulty and my personal problem of fail arrow keys (couldn't there be an option for WASD and using space for attack?), this receives a 4/5.
Ridiculous. I tend to die without having any idea why (who thought it was a good idea to, if you go anywhere near the edges of the screen, you instantly die?), gameplay is tedious, and the only redeeming factor is the awesomeness that is the name. 2/5, and that's only because I'm feeling nice.
Surprisingly fun game. I agree with others that this isn't a "first" game, but, either way, it's generally fun to play. I like that there aren't upgrades that you buy; I prefer the collecting stuff=better shots. The only way this could be better if if there are badges; it could give an incentive to actually try to get points. 5 stars either way.
This is one of the best games on Kongregate, IMO. The original was not very good, but this incredible. 5/5, and more would be given if possible. I took around 199 days to do it, but that's only because I wanted to continue playing this.
Very fun game. I found it kind of weird, but it rules. Biggest problem is sometimes losing the pointer, which, combined with losing track of what I'm doing, causes me to die a bit. Great game all around, however. 4/5.
Epic game. I actually took exactly 120 hours to beat (in-game time, of course.) Not because it was hard to do, but because I wanted to keep playing it for a long time. Impossible to rate, because numbers don't go that high.
Hmm, am I the only one who gets this odd glitch? Whenever I right-click (never on purpose), I can't actually do anything. I can't click back to the game itself, it just keeps the menu up and screws it up.
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