Civilian tips for a zombie apocalyspe 1) Don't get your guns and shoot zombies or barricade yourself in a building or anything. 2) Run around crazily on a bridge and if you see a dude in a car driving towards you, run right at the middle of the front of it. I promise that it won't cause your intestines to spill out because you get cut in half.3) The zombies will not kill you, they'll just run at said dude.
AI: hmm.... Hey, i think i left a casserole in the oven! (20 minutes later) now, what was I doing again? Hey, this reminds me of all those OTHER times I forgot things (ponders for 5 hrs.) well, I think I'll go to bed now.