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DuckLife 4	Mar. 03, 2012 Rating: 0 Why not have the minigames use the duck's stats? They always train at the same pace, even when I'm already level 140 in every stat? Wut?
DuckLife 4	Mar. 03, 2012 Rating: 28 Reused algorithms from previous games! The same boring, unoriginal grind! Even less features than before! Bland, faceless birds with no emotion or creative effort! In-store items that do nothing useful! Why, it's DuckLife 4!
Theme Hotel	Dec. 14, 2011 Rating: 1 It's weird to get a Quick Tip about firing unnecessary receptionists at the same time as people complaining about reception being too slow. Wut?
Theme Hotel	Dec. 14, 2011 Rating: 1 I've played enough Sim Tower in my life to rock the hotel industry. Great game!
Trigger Knight	Dec. 04, 2011 Rating: 5 It's really uncool that you can run out of Lifespan before a temple even appears.
Bloom Defender	Nov. 27, 2011 Rating: 2 The stone dudes look like Homestar Runner.
Robots vs Zombi	Nov. 27, 2011 Rating: 7 Solid purple screen, game won't load?
Freeway Fury 2	Nov. 25, 2011 Rating: 1 High score submissions always timeout (error 3) or general error (error 1).
The Necronomicon Mobile	Nov. 15, 2011 Rating: 0 Game won't load? /sad.
Arkandian Crusade	Oct. 28, 2011 Rating: 5 Unbelievably inane and unsatisfying game.
Demonrift TD mobile	Oct. 19, 2011 Rating: 0 Needs badges. Mobile needs more good tower defense!
Fantasy Online	Oct. 16, 2011 Rating: -13 Can't connect. :(
Bloons Tower Defense 4	Sep. 27, 2011 Rating: -2 The sound on this game is way too glitchy. Both the main menu and the lightsaber monkey have effects that repeat endlessly and loudly over and over. FUN.
Notebook Wars	Aug. 28, 2011 Rating: 2 The final boss dropped a bomb...! Huzzah!
Castaway Island TD	Aug. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 Fun game, fairly easy. Absolutely gorgeous trees.
Penguin Overlords	Jul. 23, 2011 Rating: -1 Penguins getting caught up is extremely annoying, as is their m going to jab a penguin beak through my eye.
Flight	Jun. 12, 2011 Rating: -1 In-game achievements not loading! What the crap!
My Little Army	Apr. 24, 2011 Rating: -2 Fun, but really, really easy, even on Hard mode. My dude never got hit once! Does Easy mode not even have monsters? Stage begin, you win!
Champions of chaos	Jan. 26, 2011 Rating: 3 Loved the rip-off Final Fantasy VII sound effects! Not a terrible game, but somewhat monotonous. Paladin + Warrior was a pretty rape team for me.
Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball	May. 26, 2010 Rating: -4 One of the best scores I've heard for a game on this site. Reminiscent of The Neverhood. 5/5