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Xeno Defense

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Aug. 18, 2011

Rating: 135

The aliens have a spaceship that can vaporize cities, and they're sending unarmed, unarmored grunts do do the job? I thought spaceflight required intelligence.

The Last Stand

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Aug. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

Oh, hey, keep searching for weapons even after you have the AK-47. You will find a fun little toy called the Berett. The military uses it as an anti-tank rifle. Enjoy!

The Last Stand

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Aug. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

ok, use an auto weapon (like uzi), then switch to shotgun. You will have full auto shotgun.

Pwong 2

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Aug. 16, 2011

Rating: 5

When i started my first game i was like...hey...four balls at once...this isn't too bad. Then, the music got super epic and "the wall" began, and i was like "shiiiiiiiiiiznit"

Sweatshop

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Aug. 13, 2011

Rating: -21

This game is in terrible taste. I LOVE IT!!!!!

Shield Defense

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Jul. 19, 2011

Rating: 27

"Hmmmm....we can make an indestructible shield around our base, commander." "Well, that's no good. put the shield around only part of the base, so that our general has something to do"

Gun Mayhem

Play Gun Mayhem

Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: -1

well, it wasn't very nice of you to put the loser smg in there...

Unreal Flash 2007

Play Unreal Flash 2007

Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: 6

...the third one sucks, this one is still the best...take my word for it.

Epic Coaster

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Jun. 25, 2011

Rating: 1

Who are these people, willing to sacrifice their lives for the ultimate in thrills? They, sir, are our customers.

Elona Shooter

Play Elona Shooter

Jun. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

Wait until after the fireworks are done when you finish a day, and you'll gat the Han-a-bi medal. Also, there is a kong link on the bottom right of the second page of the museum. Two simple, easy medals.

Sierra 7

Play Sierra 7

Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

Who else uses the first shotgun purely because it's so awesome to see him cock and reload it?

Ultimate Assassin 2

Play Ultimate Assassin 2

Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

The guards have serious mental defencies and tunnel vision, so they must have been hired for their perfect aim.

Elona Shooter

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Jun. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

the awkward moment when two of the top comments say basically the same thing...

ShellShock Live

Play ShellShock Live

May. 29, 2011

Rating: 10

it would be great if you would add more music. The theme now is good, but it would be awesome if you would include some stuff by guys like ParagonX9 and Waterflame. Just more variety in general would be nice.

Warfare: 1917

Play Warfare: 1917

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 12

lol their sniper killed 3 of my men in one shot

Warfare: 1917

Play Warfare: 1917

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 10

Good game, but it really, really, really needs the ability to retreat.

Phage Wars 2

Play Phage Wars 2

Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 21

Having created a supervirus, you use it to destroy the entire world, except for Madagascar, which closed its shipyards before the outbreak even started.

Raze

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Mar. 25, 2011

Rating: -12

Please remove the ads on the games from Kongregate. The whole reason I come here is because you haven't sold yourselves out to the advertisers (like Addictinggames). I love this site, but I will stop coming here if you don't remove the ads that you have to watch before you can begin playing. If I speak for you as well as myself, rate this up.

Not Your War

Play Not Your War

Mar. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

that's a lot of "surveilence drones". What are they surveying, anyway?

Endless War 4

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Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 13

lets see... 3 of the top rated comments say "needs badges"? I think we understand that the game needs badges. I'm really sick of having their comment say "needs badges", just so that they can get rated up.

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