Guard: There he is! (Shoots and hits me a couple times)
Me: Ahhh!!! (Turns invisible)
Guard: Where did he go???? (turns around and runs in the other direction)
Never underestimate the power of INVISIBILITY!!!! It makes dumbasses dumber.
*Spoiler* *Spoiler* *Spoiler* There is another easter egg. After the giant crab eats Joe go to the options and then into the game settings. One button will say "Return to menu" Press it and you will become Joe inside the crab. Simply punch it from the inside to make the boss battle go by 10 times as fast.
Why is it that the game does not stop being in "You are being attacked" mode? When my troops are sent out theya ll go to the left and never seem to make it to the enemy...
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