Enemy RPG soldier: Sir, I saw a sniper shoot a soldier near the hostage!
Enemy commander: SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!
RPG soldier: Erm,there's a barrel beside him.
Commander: DO IT!
RPG soldier: Fine...
*entire enemy base blows up*
"Woohoo! I just made the most effective weapon ever!"
"But that's just a paper airplane."
"But when you throw it backwards the universe will implode to a single point."
"Oh..."
Cops...
Just shoot the guy in the car. It'll end so much better than trying to crash him,causing EVEN MORE of the wrecks and deaths that you're trying to avoid by TRYING TO GET RID OF THE GUY.
I love this game. The free cookies button made me know it would be a good game. It is a hilarious game. My only complaint is a GIGANTIC one.
Balloons. ONE balloon can make you go from 300 mph to 50. They just take away way too much speed. One balloon can make you go from a great run to completely screwed. 4/5 just because of how horribly unbalanced balloons are.
This game has no right way to play it.
Don't mash the button and you'll hardly ever manage to hit at all.
Mash it and you'll get everything and it mostly just comes down to the tall ones ending bonus.
And for our special burger today,the DIE IN A FIRE burger! 10 pieces of meat raw on one side and charred black on the other! Ten bottom buns! Healthy veggies! And sauce that defies the laws of physics!
"No no no. I never asked you to spill a sprinkle on the counter. This is definitely lowering your tip."
"I asked for the chocolate syrup on TOP of the rainbow sprinkles! Don't expect very big a tip today.
"I asked for chocolate cupcakes with chocolate sauce. You gave me raw vanilla cupcakes with barely any batter in them with everything but chocolate sauce. I'll come back here tomorrow definitely!
This game SUCKS.
Having the opponet able to run faster than you,kick harder than you,and have almost superhuman co-ordination ON THE FIRST LEVEL is not a good way to keep players.
Actually it's a way to drive players away. 2/5.
The only reason this game is even MILDLY frustrating or annoying is because of the freaking CONTROLS. I expect to double jump after mashing the up button as fast as I can.
This game gets a 1/5 simply because 1. There's no PUZZLE to it at ALL.
2. The controls are ridiculous-just let us control the two independently and add more deathtraps.
OMG. What's with level 5?
You can shoot a guard's gun and they don't care,but the moment you kill one of them,even when one of them's BEHIND A WINDOWLESS WALL AND LOOKING AWAY,they're all alerted.
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