theloz's Comments

This game is fantastic. I'm up to level 20 so far and really impressed. However, the game doesn't remember what position you had the launcher in when you retry a level. It's always back on the left. This is incredibly frustrating if you don't remember to move it every time, especially on the later levels when you have to retry A LOT. This alone is enough for me to deduct a star! 4/5

Yeah it was short, but I loved everything about it.

Top notch game. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought the insta-kill enemies were kinda cheap--would be nice if there was a less brutal way of making the game hard to beat. Overall though, it wasn't a big deal. Make a sequel!

Awesome game, really great feeling too it, and plenty of replay value. The only thing I would complain about is the last badge taking too long to get, since it's a bit slow to get money. I'd maybe increase the amount of money won on the colloseum, if I were you. Nevertheless, I would give this game 5/5--it's awesome!

This is a fantastic game. The best Flash beat-'em-up I have ever played, and beautifully presented.

This would be a much better horror game without the comedy sound effects...

The music reminds me of EarthBound, and it kept my attention till the end. 3 stars.

This game is amazing, especially everything about it. However, please, for the love of God, add a 'pause when focus is lost' feature. I accidentally clicked outside the window in bullet time, with half health, and holding spacebar caused the browser to scroll to the bottom of the page! Needless to say, I was dead by the time I scrolled back up. Other than that, it's fantastic! 5 stars!

Finished all the badges. That was a lotta fun. I gave it three stars 'cuz the graphics were awful and there's not much to do. Good fun though.

Frustrating as anything. The shots power up so quick it's impossible to aim low-power shots accurately! I'm giving it 2/5 because of the music, which is the only reason I'm still playing!

Awesome bit of Flash, but it's too hard for me...

You made another one! I can't wait to play this when I get home!

Good fun. The last level was ridiculously easy compared to 29 though!

Just got my Wino badge. I am well happy! Wish I could've seen those levels before they were 'family-friendly', haha.

I have a lot of love for this game. It's amazing. I thought it was going to be awful from the description but it's not. The music is wicked.

Enjoyed it, but it was very short!

THAT WAS AMAZING!

@PewPewPewPewPew that game would be unreal tournament. I didn't like this game at all. The art is horrible and the aiming is unintuitive. I think you need to get an artist and work on giving the bullets some momentum so they actually go in the direction you fire them in. Also why not make the screen overscroll in the direction you're walking, rather than the opposite direction? Unless you want the players to not be able to see where they're going. Until then, chalk this up as another bad SmashTV clone. 2/5

You'd be looking at a 5 or at least a 4 here if it wasn't for the car minigame which is UTTER BULLSHIT :( I know there's a pattern, but remembering a pattern of countless keypresses is not rewarding, or enjoyable, or good game design!

I thought that was pretty hilarious actually. Five stars.