Insanely cool mechanics, awesome-grunge-art feel with music that fills out a brilliant spooky ambiance, and very original. I haven't beaten the thing, but it's genius. And I love the idea of instructions in-game.
It's a cool mechanism, having them spawn all around you. But it turns the game from "Can you dodge?" to "Can you predict and get lucky enough to not be hit by random enemies as you take care of business?" The latter can be very unfun. 3.7/5
No lie, I quit after yapperface.
A. Because I suck and don't care after 7 bronze.
B. Terrible, terrible music.
Props to yapperface for a great song that made me finally not hate myself. A solid 3 on the game. It's stardard; an expansion. Smooth interface, but nothing new. I'm not detracting because of the music, but the music did suck. Hard.
I like the concept, and a decent amount of work put into it. I just wish battles didn't take so long. Like, all of it. Too much time for a small battle to take place, considering the grinding necessary.
BORING.
Everything happens slow. Stupid things (where soldiers walk by each other without ripping one another's guts out) are permitted everywhere. CONTROL IS KEY. I do NOT trust my half-retarded AI-soldier-boys with anything more than killing each other.
No fun. I give 1 star because I cannot give fewer.
I would also like to comment that I have no clue what defense really does. I get the inkling that shit doesn't hit as hard but I'm not absolutely sure.
I'd like to turn off my sounds. Other than that, it's hard which is great. If you're gonna bitch, feel free to play something else. It's nice to see a game that's a challenge.
Boring. No fun to control a hero - you might as well dance around, take quests and keep hiring people. No need for strategy, just let your fodder kick everyone's ass. Re-take the quests until you get a bandit quest, and reap the experience. Easy, boring, no-fun pie.
Fun. I absolutely love your music choices, and I wish you'd make 'em play for maybe a few seconds more, or have different selections for your menus and victories.
Fun, but you make me want to vomit from excessive use of the phrase "meatbag". Could you not use "skinsack", "fleshpouch", or "pulpsatchel" as alternatives. I mean, just throw a little creativity at it.
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