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Stanaster the canister

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 0

Full game please!

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Jul. 09, 2013

Rating: 6

If you use Aqualung and try to dive in the water in the Gem Mine, it says, "It seems that Muriance escaped via a boat that was waiting here. This pool of water looks like it goes on a long way, down a tunnel probably leading outside. You can't dive in, even though you'd like to. Try again next chapter?" Pretty funny.

Extreme Road Trip 2

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Jun. 23, 2013

Rating: 0

Is there a way I can download the soundtrack for this game? It has some bitchin' glissando shit goin' on.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Feb. 16, 2013

Rating: 2

Holy shit, I unlocked the Fuel Fajita! I wasn't even trying to.

Beloved

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Feb. 14, 2013

Rating: 12

As a bisexual guy I've dealt with much persecution in my time, from friends and family. I've also felt it in the subtle way LGBT people have been excluded from pop culture, with a serious lack of representation in Hollywood and also in gaming. Most games who do have gay characters are either mocking (Bare Knuckle 3) or overtly subtle (Heavy Rain). It's nice to see a game that can celebrate all kinds of love, and in such a simple and poetic way. Happy Valentine's Day, and thanks for creating such a wonderful game that has brought me true happiness. If only I wasn't the level 5 guy...

Developer response from krangGAMES

Happy v-day to you too! Yeah man, I made this game specifically because I saw that there was so little good representation of the gay community in gaming. I wanted to do something about that! And yeah, I'm flying solo this Valentine's too, so don't worry - you're not alone ;) Thanks for playing!

Legend of the Void 2

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Feb. 09, 2013

Rating: 2

I'm diggin' the premium content!

Can Your Pet?

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Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 1

Love the music!

Kick Out Bieber

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Jul. 15, 2012

Rating: 5

Whoa, Bieber's actually a pretty tough guy. He gets shot by gangsters, smashed with guitars and baseball bats, hits the ground from 50 feet in the air, and bounces and skids across pavement, and is still able to stage a concert the next day.

SophieCraft

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Jul. 14, 2012

Rating: 0

Your girlfriend's name is SophieCraft?

One Step Back

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May. 30, 2012

Rating: 0

I typically enjoy these types of games, but I couldn't get into this one. The game is insanely hard, and most of the time I was so frustrated I couldn't focus on the story. If you want to make an artistic game with depth and beauty, you can't give it a Contra-level difficulty. People will be too caught up in beating the stages to think about what you're trying to say. This game is simply too hard to be fun, in any sense.

Bullet Heaven

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Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 3

I don't like that movement upgrade. It makes your moves too sensitive. I upgraded it all the way and ended up zipping around the screen. Even with Focus, I move too jittery and keep getting hit. With no way to downgrade, it looks like I'm screwed.

Burrito Bison

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

Those stupid cops... I was right by the final door, full speed, hit 4 police gummies IN A ROW. I had to go listen to "Fuk Da Police" by N.W.A. to recover.

Rainbo Defense

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Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 15

You get so much money I was able to cover the screen with cannons! There was no slowdown, despite all the shit going on, so that's something.

Toxic Tower Defense

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Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 3

Now, why in the hell would I ever shoot at barrels of toxic waste with automatic weapons? That's just retarded.

Ghost Hacker

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Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

The music sounds like X11's music. Take a listen: http://www.x11music.com/

Balloon in a Wasteland

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Sep. 16, 2011

Rating: 4

The air-walk is too easy to abuse. Every time a combat wave appeared, I just went into the air and blasted them from above!

Upgrade Complete 2

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Sep. 14, 2011

Rating: 10

+ if you bought every grid point and covered with fully upgraded weapons!

Dark Tales RPG

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Sep. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

If you want to see all the shit this "game" has to offer, just right-click and select forward. Encounter terrible graphics! Racism! Nudity! Flag this dog turd!

Swords of Destiny

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Sep. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

This isn't half-bad. Typically stuff this low rated isn't even a game. It's typically shit like PaperCup's games.

Robot want game!

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Sep. 14, 2011

Rating: 5

At least this is an actual game, unlike that shit that a lot of people (PaperCup) make.

Developer response from mymaster32

thank you!

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