Me:
im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
cookies
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
cook-ish
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
cookie
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
cookie
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
if you are god then tell me what have i done about 2 minutes ago
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god then tell you what have you done about 2 minutes ago.
I am a giant electronic brain.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
because im chuck norris.I kill people
God:
Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you chuck norris you kill people.
Me:
no because they are dead
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. dead are they.
Not all of it is free.