thisisafakeuser's Comments

Butt notation should be the default!

Did you abandon the game?

How the heck do you get expert on the Luger challenge?

I unlocked all the achievements, won the game, and still didn't get the effing badge.

The market's free! So much money for me! Why should I care for peace and love?

This game takes up WAY too much memory. I lagged just starting it up, and now the darn thing won't load at all!

It's been eight years. Where's the sequel? Did you forget or something?

How to get TransAction Man and Transaction Satisfaction easily: spam click an item so that you buy and sell stocks rapidly. The stock prices don't need to change for the game to count what you do as a transaction, so spam all you want.

Note: This game DOES NOT WORK with Chrome. Use Firefox with it or the game WILL NOT LOAD.

Geez, does this guy ever run out of ammo? What kind of banana clip is he using on that Dragunov?

Alternate story: You are a crazed gunman, and you shoot whoever looks at you weird.

This game has a good concept, but it's poorly executed. Time isn't slow enough when you're standing still, and some of the levels are way too hard. I'd give it one star, but the concept raises it to two stars.

GAME SUCKS. LEVEL THREE IS IMPOSSIBLE. TIME IS NOT SLOW ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE STANDING STILL. ONE STAR.

Those damn wire cutters! Why are they so hard to use?

Stop blowing on my ear! It was scary at first, but now it's just irritating!

Why can't I force the children in my country to work on farms too?

Great sequel, and awesome bonus shop. I thought that it would be one of those rip-off kred-leaching horrible shops, but it's free! I would give this 3/5, but the bonus shop makes me give this a 4/5.

I am somehow a magnet for plane crashes.

What idiot plows into a school bus at a green light?

"What an amateur!" "Hey! I'm better at my job than you are at yours!" "Good point."