Peter: *shakes* "oh god oh god they took my children WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME......we have to go....now me: *SLAPS PETER* SNAP THE FRIGGING OUT OF IT! THIS IS A LEVEL 1 AREA
"a lone pirate named John....we defeated him with our brawn....he came back with Antonio......that is a foolio....they tried tho run away but i destroyed them"
Mom: you have to baby sit my 6 months son for 7 DAYS!........me:okay! that would be easy! (after 7 days) the house was flooded with vomit and tears of the 6 months son