Your name is Brian Thompson. You are a man. You are a professional nerd who likes books. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a jackass. You excessively do homework. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cheese. You love playing alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
ok until your bankrupt or your dog dies lame when you go bankrupt or kill your dog i give it 1 star because you can become bankrupt and your dog can die