If only it was possible to kill that little kid, I tried the gun one again and I knew he was gonna kill me, but when I shot him he just kept on sobbing, that fool.
you should make a beer brawl battle are in the flying pig. It can be a minigame but people can battle with new abilities. Also make it scale so level 1's won't die all the time just because there is a level 100
+ if you think game needs badges, like Best, friend, EVER! (to get badge) upgrade a friend to 5/5 on each stat (cannot be sliingshot or sniper because of no weapon upgrade)
Apparently he is stupid enough to, when he ison an island alone trying to survive. He balances a bowl on his head instead if holding it and let's coconuts fall and hit him. Also instead of getting food so he can survive he chooses to lay in the sun randomly.
Once upon a time there were two gay princes. The princess thought they were weird so she went into a cave to learn dark arts. She capture the green prince and the purple prince. The purple prince then teleported out of the cage and somehow a sword and armor appeared around him. He then killed the princess and the two gay princes became kings and lived gayley ever after.
another suggeststion for if, wich I hope you do make a sequel. The suggestion is as follows: with every exit out of an area for adolscense. You get led to a different place than if you went out another for example. If I escaped through the sewers it would be different than being set free by my captor. Or maybe inside the next game (wich again I hope you make) you can go a different way and not even get caught.