tigerdude

In the beginning, there was Awowp. The land was peaceful and prosperous, the citizens reveled in the glory of a utopia, but one day a shadow fell over the land and the dark and evil trolls appeared. Awowp was soon overrun, so greatly corrupted by the trolls that it was wiped from the face of Kongregate forever. The survivors moved on, trying to put the past behind them. They arrived in the land of Area51, but even in this new land the dark influence of the trolls is felt. Area51 is still held by the great Mods of Kong, but only by the perseverance of men like Vorpal_Steak, and the fallen hero Truemerc. Many of the survivors were led to a new land, a previously unpopulated land, by a great Heroine. The great Noctu led her followers to IKRC, to find a new peace with much less interference by the trolls, but nowhere is truly safe. Noctu earned such dying gratitude that the Cult of Noctu was created, but the cult was corrupted by their great passion, and began to become trolls themselves! The people of IKRC survivors, descendants, all fight valiantly to retain their land and some still seek the glory of Awowp. Here, it begins.
(Stolen from Ajax’s profile)

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I like video games. A lot. I also play sports, but I’ve been known to spend many a day down in my basement just playing video games and maybe eating some chips or something once in a while.
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Come with uncle, and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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All the world’s indeed a stage and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another’s audience outside the guilded cage.
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Asbryder: “I conceived with Ahsem, and we were buckwild with reproduction.”
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Jayda_Rose: What’s wrong with being a slut, exactly?
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Pokemon: BLAARGGAG
“The HOLYSHITWTFISTHAT?!?! Pokemon”
Type: Demigod
Attacks:
OM NOM NOM
Shank
Smoke Bomb
BLAARGGAG!!!

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The newest box office smash hit:
“ZOMBIE JESUS” “Jesus: He was raised from the dead to free us from sin. AND OUR BRAINS!”
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.