you forgot some Chuck Norris got his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.Chuck Norris stared evil in the face and evil backed down.Tornadoes don't really excist Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.Do you wanna know what Chuk Norris's beard then try insulting him and you'll be in pain for weeks.
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