*buys the heart rate upgrade* ... was that supposed to scare me?! *looks around* OMG the taxes are higher with one cent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO, DAMN YOU HEART RATE UPGRADE!
You... you... you could sell the Heart for JUST 231 gold?!
Damn, you must be really poor to sell the most valueble and powerfullest artifact in the world for just 231 gold!
So, I have all the upgrades, oow wait... forgot 1 the Heart Rate upgrade *presses the Heart Rate upgrade button and turns by exident the volume up and moves closer*, *24 hours later* Oow my god, any1 have some new underwear, and why am I in outspace on a brown planet... and how can I still breath?
Lol an easy 2d platformer, I dont get the title screen... Well... I am going to finish this in 4 seconds and rate it 1 star... *comes to the point in level 1 about rotating the camera* WTF... Did I say 1 star, I meand 5 stars!
Tip for making money without betting on lama fights/races, make a Paladin and a Bard, if you have learned holy quake and speed up, at level 3 or 4, go to the training zone.
If you are battling use Speed up if you are fighting with 3 enemies or Sleep on the one who is the closest to the speedbar of the Paladin, then let the Paladin use Holy Quake and you won in just 2 uses.
How to get a super high score (I am saying this for peoples with a IQ of 1 and can only read, but not good, so this is not nesesary(or how to say/type it)): open the game(by cliking on Begin with your mouse, not a real mouse, your computer mouse. How to click it: simpely move your finger to the left button of the moust),walk down(by pressing the down arrow key on your keybord, if you have a labtop, it is easy to find), open a new window(not those windows at the wall, but click on the internet icon on your pc, close this game(by pressing the - in the right corner of the screen) first), go do what you like(if you dont get this/know what this means, your IQ is realy <5)
What will comes to my mind when I see a ship and a iceberg: Optical illusions.
Why? Because it will reminds me to the Titanic, and that reminds me of time-travel(go back in time and warn the captain), and that reminds me of Einstein, and on a site I say a optical illusion of Einstein and 3 womans.
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