toebiter

Well, where should I begin? My eyes are a luminous orange, the only kind you can find along the Nile. They tend to glow in the dark, just so ya know. The hair on my head tends to change texture every 3 minutes- the keratin is quite confused. My skin is covered in large blologna-shaped mounds usually ranging in color from light lemon to black (If you pop them, they taste of egg plants). My nose will poke your eye out. I am 9 feet tall. I wear body paint only because my skin is allergic to any type of cloth. And I’ll do a little dance if you ask me to.