As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Maria.
Together, they had 7 kids.
He died at the age of 110.
Current Challenge
Reach for the Stars Challenge
Kids, when you grow up, you can be anything. ANYTHING.
Score 2,000 points in a single jump Best so far: 1,999.
ZOMG
Hurry, challenge ends in 5 days!
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