toonguy40

Whenever you’re paranoid, remember the Spathi: Long ago, they were a happy, joyful people. But then monsters preyed upon them, called by the Spathi… THE ULTIMAAATE EEEEVILLLLLLLLLL. Running from continent to continent, the Spathi could not escape from their pursuers, until eventually, driven by such overwhelming fear, they were spurred into technological development to the point that they went from the Bronze to Space Age in a century, where they left their planet of Spathiwa to live on the moon. Now they are safe from any monsters that might eat them. Except for the horrible space monsters that might eat them. Do you see the moral of this story? Whenever you run from your fears, you only end up making new, possibly worse problems. Though at the same time, you also get a laser, so I mean… Look, don’t be paranoid, or horrible space monsters will try to consume your soul while you sleep, alright?