Mr Bastard:
You!Boy!I heard that! Do five laps of the field!
Player:
No.
Mr Bastard:
Hmm... you stood up to me. Very impressive. No other kid has done that before. EUGENE! You can take his punishment
Eugene:
Wha-what? B-b-but sir!
Mr Bastard:
NOOOOWWWW!!!
Mr Bastard:
Once he's finished, we can begin the lesson.
(Eugene comes back)
Mr Bastard:
Hurry up boy! that's only one lap!
(Eugene vomits)
Mr Bastard:
Hmm... Perhaps I pushed you too hard. Very well, You can stop running. Instead, I want you to do 100 press ups! Over your vomit!
rofled my anus off so funny!
This game was about 4/5 but then i got more into it and instantly rocketed up 5/5
Can't wait for part 2
the first thing to do is uprade the .45 Colt strenght 2 times, then buy the SMG and uprade the max of strengh, then buy M4, then buy the Minigun. To kill the magic rabit you need to shoot at his yellow projectils to torn them back to him and destroy his shield, do it 2 or 3 times and you will kill him. to kill the tank throw a granade to it, then kill the raider.
I got a better one: 1: Boutique slot 6, one bench below, news stand far left. 2: Pet store slot 7 at end of day 1, one bench below, news stand beside the first one. 3: Upgrade boutique once then add Bus stop at end of day 5. 4: Toy store slot 7 at end of day 6/ start of day 7, bench below toy store 5: Upgrade pet shop at end of day 7/ start of day 8 6: Put 1 music Ad beside news stands and upgrade boutique 7: Upgrade toy store on end of day 9/ start of day 10 8: Jewelry slot 3 and put music ads into last slot 9: Upgrade Pet shop 9: Electric slot 5. 10: Restaraunt slot 2. 11: Furniture slot 3. 12: Supermarket slot 1. 13: Upgrade lowest capacity first. 14: Win all levels. KEEP IT ALIVE! KEEP IT 2 THE TOP!
1. Pet store slot 5. 2. Boutique slot 6. 3. News stand far left and bench right after. 4. Upgrade pet store once. 5. Bus stop. 6. Toy store slot 7. 8. Benches and ads - random to slow shoppers. 9. Upgrade toy, boutique and pet to max. 10. Jewelry slot 4. 11. Electric slot 8. 12. Restaraunt slot 1. 13. Furniture slot 3. 14. Supermarket slot 2. 15. Upgrade at leisure. 16. Win all levels. KEEP MEME ALIVE IT WORKS