5/5? Are you joking. I sure hope so, if not, you must be blind, deaf, and be some rare form of stupid to actually think this is remotely worth a 5/5. 1/5. If I could give it a 0 I would. Ohh, and I agree. JudeMacerick does in fact kiss Greg's ass. "Massage Greg" comes to mind. I dont care if they are friends, thats really lame.
The game moves too slow, even at the end of the game when you are upgraded full. The weapons are way too slow unless you get them maxed, and the firing makes it boring. Change the Graphics, they need a lot of work. Get rid of the "cheeky" dialogue. I think it takes away from the game with the dumb jokes in it. Make the levels LONGER, like more time, towards the end they fly by. Make some shooting enemies other than that one boss, who's pattern is so easy to recognize that its not even funny. Good concept I guess for a game, its like space invaders only worse, and side...uhh scrolling? Even though you dont scroll. Make things faster, smoother, better looking, harder, longer, more fun, and you might just have a game here. Otherwise, its just boring and laggy, and kinda dumb. Get to work, you got alot of it ahead of you.
Ohhh, and more enemies doesnt mean harder, it means laggier, instead of having 200 small enemies, have like 6 big ones that take more than one shot.
The game just gets boring after the third or fourth guy, when im hitting 7600+ every jump, and it takes like a minute per jump. Maybe speed it up a bit?
That was one of the easiest badges ever. The game loses its charm after the first thirty seconds of blowing the little guys up. The last boss is stupidly easy, kind of a letdown. Ohh well, hopefully they will add something more than just run, jump, and gun for the fourth Thing Thing.
this game is so frustrating, that its not even worth going through for the badge. This will probably be one of the four or five I never get because its not worth the aggravation.
Geez, this game on pro is harder than actually playing the guitar! I guess im just not good at having to look at what to hit rather than just knowing chords and scales and such... But overall great game, very well done in my opinion.
the boosters in keyboard mode add 10x dificulty to the game. I spend more time avoiding them so I dont get blasted into a wall, then going around the actual obstacles. After I get the keyboard badge, more than likely a game id never even think of touching again. Get rid of the boosters.
Kinda hard learning curve in this one, and the gravity, I know is random, but I had a ball just kinda hover between two planets and do nothing for about a minute before I could move onto another shot.