As a child, he was known for bootlegging DVDs.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Linda.
Together, they had 4 kids.
He died at the age of 95
1 you're reading this
2 u can't say m without you're lips touching
3 u just tried it
4 you just smiled
6 you laughed and smiled
7 you didn't notice I skipped 5
8 you went back and check.
10 you think I'm stupid for having this
11 didn't notice I skipped 9
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