turtlemcturtle's Comments

Where's my crowbar? I need to fight some crabs!

So if I get new boots, I move faster? Actually, I can move through the air at will? SOMEONE GET A SCIENTIST IN HERE! AND NO BOTANISTS!

What if it's the news reporter that controls the infection? She knows everything and isn't dying. Loomingtarti comfirmed

My 4 employees are clones of Martin. I think we have a case of episode 2 on our hands...

So I suppose my craft is indestructible, since I blew up all these drones, jets, and other seemingly strong objects.

"I think it would be best to put all of our turret resources to anti-aircraft for the submarine base." "I have complete faith in you mastermind! Obviously there are too many aircraft coming underwater!" "Exactly."

I'm face to face with this character.

"I'd like that land of yours." No way man!" "Okay, well I'll just use my 25 snipers." "I'mma get you with my 3 skeletons and an archer!"

So the NSA costs more than god, but god can do what the NSA does and more... and there's the fact I can buy both...

So you're saying this turtle can survive nukes, spikes, radiation, guns, the ground, AND he can move up, down, right, and left at our command (arrow keys)? I blame magic.

So I guess all my crew comes from Earth. Not exactly how they travel thousands of miles in a few seconds after I hire them. But when they get there, how do they fit? There are HUNDREDS inside.

@dragonaste you probably don't have enough energy going into the quarry. Simply get better, or more, wind turbines. You can also get dams, coal burners, or solar panels.

I finished on day two, about 7 or 8 pm. Great Game.

When you obtain 3 money bags on your guy, the one on the left in front of the other is not fully solid. You can see the other money bag partially. Just saying so you can fix it.

I have a system suggestion: Demon Investors. This is inspired by Biggreen200's post about angel murder count. For every 2 angels you kill, you gain a demon. They increase Profit by 5%, and you must upgrade with angels to unlock murder of angels. Please note that you may vary this in any way, I don't care. Oh, great game too.

Do any of you realize where the intro music came from? The music is from the intro of Contra. No really, get a new tab with the Contra intro, start Toss the Turtle, the play the Contra intro. Now do you see it? It's a thing only true game lovers can figure out. Now you can too. Keep this alive and let everyone see this!

I am with you KnightOfPizza, I do have German heritage, but I don't believe this is 100% accurate. Oh, and when you purchase a nuclear missile, in the top left corner of the control panel, you can see it says, wait, SOVIET NUKESOFT V0.3!?!?!?! BUT GERMANY? WHY?!?!?!

What!?! PUT. BADGES. NOW. I NEED THEM!!!

You know what, you can turn this in to an idle machine. You obtain the land shark upgrade, get so big you can kill people while at the bottom, go to the bottom, then hold 'w' then click something other than the game.

This is totally Addiction Simulator!! This is a fun game, I enjoy how the daily prize makes you come back for more!