Guy: yay cake! 5 mins l8ter guy; OMG IT'S FRUIT CAKE! hits friend with it and friend dies. Moral: The cake in the computer world is a lie, and fruit cake makes an awsom weapon.
Hero: yes! i finally sold my old longsword!!! 5mins l8tr Hero: yay! i got a longsword from this guy!!! wait a minuit... OMFG IT'S MY LONGSWORD THAT I JUST SOLD!!!